Oh Crap

The following post may be offensive to some of you so feel free to skip it if the title makes you uncomfortable.

Is this what my body is listening to?

And I do mean OH CRAP. I have gotten good at identifying scat (crap, poop, etc.) in the woods. I know bear scat, elk crap, moose poop, coyote droppings, deer pellets, bunny mini-pellets but my dear crap (poop, scat) has been hiding, hiding deep in me and as it piles up it gets deeper in me! I have been warned about constipation with chemo by the nurses and also my sister who had to go into the hospital to get unpacked, so I've been on the look out. I've tried three different laxatives over the past five days trying to get things flowing again. Did you know your body says "NO MORE FOOD" then you are just collecting and not depositing? Yup, it does but my darling sweetie gets so concerned when I don't eat. It is a dilema. Not to be a complainer but all I want to see is a HOLY CRAP, soon but not as big as the holy crap bear scat we found last year - he was one BIG puppy.